I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty
and to the booty for which it stands
one nation under booty
indivisible
with liberty and ass for all
(via evtripsondoors)
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
(via evtripsondoors)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via randomness-is-epic)
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
(via kareinakc)
